24 Jul 2014 01:32 | 12 notes | Reblog

aproperroman:

I saw a Shrek themed Chess Set earlier and thought “But what about Shrekers?”

24 Jul 2014 00:44 | 14 notes | Reblog

Scott Tobin School of Comedy Lesson #1

Commit to the joke.

Even when you realize no one else finds it funny.

You walk that joke up to its front door after the date and you fucking make sure it gets in the house safely.

24 Jul 2014 00:38 | 9 notes | Reblog
you remind me of a younger, hotter Chris Evans

You know, anon, I get that ALL THE TIME!

newdisaster:

image

you’re a fucking idiot

wow. RUDE.

I’m just accepting a compliment from a lovely anon!

24 Jul 2014 00:36 | 1 note | Reblog

pringles-and-picasso replied to your post: pandiibutt replied to your post: aprop…

I think it’s cause you weren’t anon

That was the joke, actually

24 Jul 2014 00:31 | 2 notes | Reblog

pandiibutt replied to your post: aproperroman said:you remind me o…

wow

are you saying wow because you didn’t make that connection until that anon said something? Is that why you’re saying wow?

24 Jul 2014 00:28 | 9 notes | Reblog
you remind me of a younger, hotter Chris Evans

You know, anon, I get that ALL THE TIME!

24 Jul 2014 00:04 | 28,889 notes | Reblog
robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

Why is he asking for her number THROUGH a text message though?

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

Why is he asking for her number THROUGH a text message though?