27 Aug 2014 00:41 | 345,131 notes | Reblog


if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  4. PLEA S e
27 Aug 2014 00:37 | 6,932 notes | Reblog


actually no my blog is not safe for work because if anyone sees you on my blog at work they’ll know you’re a fucking weeb and that’s dangerous

26 Aug 2014 23:38 | 19,462 notes | Reblog


One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.

26 Aug 2014 22:43 | 391,179 notes | Reblog


wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

26 Aug 2014 22:27 | 1 note | Reblog

this is another one of those periodical reminders that I have a personal sideblog and you can follow it if we’re in a mutual. My only rules are no reblogging anything from it and no giving out the url to anyone. Likes and comments are okay on that blog, though.

LMS and I’ll link you. But only if we’re in a mutual.

26 Aug 2014 22:18 | 527,333 notes | Reblog


randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

26 Aug 2014 20:45 | 9,500 notes | Reblog


people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

26 Aug 2014 20:43 | 293,922 notes | Reblog

I just wanna make out with you and cuddle in baggy clothes watching movies and idk maybe put my hand down your pants whatever.